going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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