Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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