your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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