You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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