she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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