you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
where does the pee come out of this thing
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.