i think my mom watched the whole time
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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