we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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