So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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