I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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