did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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