I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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