Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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