As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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