Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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