sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize
