she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I am available for nakedness
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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