Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
one might say we're banned from that church
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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