I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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