discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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