This show inspires me to have sex in space
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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