his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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