Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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