Porn is love you can see.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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