I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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