i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
4 words: hood of his car
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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