Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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