I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I lost the right to judge tonight
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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