New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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