3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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