so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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