what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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