chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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