He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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