nut hugger
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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