His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize