she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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