He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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