Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
