Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(718): View more from New York

I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn

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(916): View more from California

I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.

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(925): View more from California

we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself

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dude you teach first grade wtf

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.

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(315): View more from New York

She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.

(828): View more from North Carolina

Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?

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(719): View more from Colorado

So here I am, sexting at work.

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