I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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