Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
