Non-Jews are for practice
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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