I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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