Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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