She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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