JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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