I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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