he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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