Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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