I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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