So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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