i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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