I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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