If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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