Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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