Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
