He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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