honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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